Some graffiti found in Pompeii’s ruins:
- Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!
- Restituta, take off your tunic, please, and show us your hairy privates.
- I screwed the barmaid.
- Apollinaris, the doctor of the emperor Titus, defecated well here.
- I screwed a lot of girls here.
- Sollemnes, you screw well!
- Theophilus, don’t perform oral sex on girls against the city wall like a dog.
Nice to see nothing has changed.
I’M CRYING THIS IS THE BEST THING EV ER I’M CH OK I NG heLP
Bob’s Burgers - BURGER OF THE DAY
Allow me to drink wine as I can,
Feel the cool breezes of hot days,
The company of beautiful women;
The tragedies of life.
Allow me to dine on plentiful meats,
Caress chilled leaves of tall trees,
The brotherhood of brave men;
The pain of mistakes.
I am content until my next conquest.
Bold & Brash
Something to do when the weather warms up a bit.
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